The story that explains everything
Two companies reached the same conclusion in the same short span — families are the whole game — and then disagreed completely about what a family is actually buying.
The table that follows you.
On a Wish-class ship your table moves every night, and so do the people serving it. One night is 1923, the Art Deco room with no show at all; another is Worlds of Marvel; the third is the room that belongs to your ship alone — Arendelle on Wish, Plaza de Coco on Treasure, Pride Lands on Destiny. The servers rotate with you, which means by the third night somebody already knows which child will not touch the sauce. That is a small mechanical detail, and it is the entire product. Our own Wish Class guide's thesis says as much: these are places rather than vessels, three sisters that differ from one another by one dinner table and almost nothing else. Not a ship with amenities. A place that happens to move.
Royal Caribbean answered the same market with the opposite instinct: build the ship so complete that the ports become optional, and the promises with them. Eight neighborhoods work like districts — the enclosed AquaDome under its 55-foot waterfall, Category 6 with six slides across 17,000 square feet, Chill Island's Bay Pool, the largest pool ever built on a ship. At about 250,800 gross tons and up to roughly 7,600 guests, an Icon-Class hull is more than five times the tonnage of Titanic, by our own Icon Class guide's reckoning. Nothing about that argument is implied. It is welded on.
Then you score them, and the argument refuses to resolve. Family appeal: 10 and 10. Entertainment: 10 and 10. Both classes are the best family hardware their companies know how to build, and on the two axes this page was supposed to decide, the scorecard hands back a dead level tie at the top of the scale. What separates them sits one row down, in the currency each one charges. Disney's 5 on value is the joint-lowest number on this board — matched, two rows further down, by Icon's 5 on calm — and it is not a verdict on the ships, but a verdict on what the guarantee costs. Icon takes a 6 on value, which is not generosity either. Neither of these is a bargain. They just disagree about what you get for not getting one.
